Sunday, July 8, 2012

Shekeling the Comedian...





Neo, what about Jesus and taxes – any words of wisdom




MK
it was like this
Jesus walked into the temple
JESUS: Prepare to meet your maker Usury Boys!
Then he pulled out some nunchucks and went all Bruce Lee on their asses.




There is of course a new age version of the story that says he went all Jackie Chan on their asses but I was raised Catholic and we were taught he invoked the name of Bruce Lee…
some say that is impossible because Bruce Lee wasn’t born yet…. same thing they say about all the sun god, son of god disinfo….
God and Jesus were great writers and huge fans of the Green hornet…. there is a version of the bible that says he used whips…
but think about it… would Jesus use whips when he could use nunchucks?
I rest my case….


Neo, what about Jesus and taxes – any words of wisdom
Comment by mkddachs on July 9, 2012 @ 3:35 am
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I can prove taxes exist, can you prove Jesus exists?
LMAO
Neo




Jesus: Let me get this straight….
Judas: We make them buy or trade whatever wealth they have for the half shekel so they can pay the tax…
Jesus. You’re shittin’ me?
Judas: nope, and they do it here at the temple…
Jesus: Fucking bastards…
Judas: yep, trade your wealth just for the chance to buy a coin to pay a tax…. heard somewhere they will be getting away with this sort of scam for another couple thousand years until some dude name of Drake gets some of the guys together over the weekend and puts a redlight to it…
Jesus: A redlight? What’s that?
Judas: It’s the opposite of a green light…
Jesus… oh okay… I get it… um…. no I don’t…. explain….
Judas: Greenlight means go and redlight means stop…
Jesus: oh you mean like traffic lights?
Judas: What’s a traffic light?
Jesus: it’s how we will keep cars from running into each other in a couple thousand years…
Judas: What’s a car…
Jesus: Like a chariot without a horse…. runs on gasoline…
Judas: gotcha…what’s gasoline?
Jesus: sort of like the oil we use on our torches… we use it for a combustion engine…
Judas: Gotcha… what’s a combustion engine…?
Jesus: google wikilinks…
Judas: Ok… what’s wikilinks?
Jesus: Just google it… they explain stuff… sometimes they put bullshit up though so you may want to cross reference with other links on google…
Judas: gotcha… what’s google?
Jesus: NSA data mining mind control operation run by the money changers…
Judas: is this future shit?
Jesus: Oh yeah forgot you are 3D… so what’s up with the Jews?
Judas: They like money…. a LOT…
Jesus: that’s got to be a generalization right?
Judas: well just make sure you never repeat what I just said out loud or you will be labeled an anti-semite…
Jesus: What is that?
Judas: some sort of unwritten law…sort of a way of shunning… branding…. shaming people for not liking Jews very much….
Jesus: Gotcha… why don’t people like them very much?
Judas: because you got to give them all your money to barely survive…
Jesus: oh…gotcha…
Judas: Just make sure you keep that to yourself or the ADL will make your life a living hell…
Jesus: ADL?
Judas: AD Hell…
Jesus: Okay so explain it to me again…. why do I have to like Jews again?
Judas: If you don’t they will make your life miserable…
Jesus: They really have that kind of power…?
Judas: They will tell you they don’t…
Jesus: huh…weird… great mind fuck….
Judas: You have no idea… They even claim you as theirs later…
Jesus: How so?
Judas: Must we talk religion?
Jesus: We could talk politics….
Judas: Heard Brutus might stab Caesar in the back….
Jesus: I heard the same about you and me…
Judas: Hey you wrote the book I’m just an actor…
Jesus: Well, let’s end this here today… go grab my nunchucks out of the car… I mean the donkey…
Judas: you mean your whip?
Jesus: no I mean the nunchucks…. I am going Jackie Chan on those money changing bastards…
Judas: Love that guy, that dude practically walks on water…
Jesus: he choreographs all his own stunts…
Judas: you sure you want to do this Jesus…. The Jews don’t get mad they get even…
Jesus: I guess that’s a cross I will have to bare…

1 comment:

  1. If you follow this blog or mine you know I constantly try to keep the Jewish mafia run media and monopolies front and center. China is behind the White Hats and if any country has a chance of helping us balance out this insidious monopoly it is them. It is my personal belief that Zionism and Israel is just a slight of hand device to distract from the real prize.

    The real prize is America and we lost it to the tribe already. They want the guns for phase two. Now you infer we are also being controlled by something even stranger and though I see the videos and books, and have experienced some strange things personally, I would rather keep the focus on human corruption. The Khazar turn AshekeNAZIM is the NAZI... that is a huge part of the trick. Of Turkish mongrel dissent migrated from the Caspian sea to Eastern Europe where they bred with the white Europeans.

    The Gypsy was always known for their dabbling in the occult and con games, well for whatever reason the madame Blavatsky element of Luciferianism and Phallic worship figures prominently in these blood ritualists who found banking (Usury) and war were the best ways to dominate the world.

    Certainly there are good honest Jews but they need to choose to side with justice and fairness and not the benefits of nepotism the tribe and religion extend. I have often described this centuries old con game as the Russian doll of a lie inside a lie inside a lie, and now we are finding part of the con is actors playing multiple roles to keep the spoils of connivance in a small controllable circle. It is hard not to get very depressed because the odds are not looking good. As John stated the TV SET (set name for the devil) has the moronic public hypnotized.

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