Saturday, June 16, 2012

In Mablog's Name...


I don't "think" there is a God.... I "know" there is a God.... I was in an Orange grove
and this dude was in an orange tree.... he tried to get me to eat what he said was
the orange of hidden wisdom and I said I would rather eat a chipmunk or a field rat.... he said "oh"...
I said who are you? He said, I am God of the Parallel Universe....
I asked him why he created stupid people and he said, so smart people 
would kill them... I asked him why so many had to suffer and he said, "good question I'll go ask...." 
And then he turned into a glowing orange orb and vanished into the sky... 
I wondered why he didn't just eat the orange of wisdom and tell me the answer...
I waited about ten minutes but he never came back.... 
... God seems pretty confused.... which makes me think we're fucked...



Hope writes: What if you are wrong? What is the deity of Christ is real? Just what if?


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Geno wrote:
I think this is a really good question of those who go out of their way to condemn the idea of Jesus Christ and Christianity.
I truthfully dislike the idea of missionary work giving a sandwich with one hand and a belief system with another. To me this is dishonest. An honest approach would be to offer school that encompasses everything not a myopic self serving agenda.
We all have to remember we are making decisions based on fragmented lies and truths…
I base my prayer to Jesus solely (souly) on prayer and even the medical community says prayer works miracles…
Everything else is subject to interpretation and how much of a scholar you truly are…how many books and bibles and holy books and documentaries and seminars and various perspectives have you truly considered?
I will never be that scholar so I base it on prayer that hasn’t failed yet to confirm something extraordinary is listening and doesn’t seem to mind I call him Jesus…Even if he has a nick name or no name or isn’t a he…
The longer I live and the more evil I see– the more I believe in a good god and knowing that the elite believes in satan makes me know they believe in a good god too…and since they hoard education and knowledge it would be reasonable to deduce that all the facts aren’t in and I see evidence of blood on a cross…
So are you non believers open minded enough to get on your knees and pray to Jesus just to see if you get an answer?
What if you are wrong and you’re missing the easiest good deal ever…simple humble quiet communication…
What will happen? Will you burst into flames?
Try it you might like it…
If it doesn’t work go back to believing in Captain Kirk.



Mablog the god of blogs is not happy with this site…tasked with the simple duty to share information in a calm and rational manner petty clashes engulf us…
Might I suggest we recite the Mablog prayer
Oh Mayblog God of Cyberspace
Holy trinity of keyboards and bad spellers…
Cast out ye who misseth the point of technology…
Where thyne spirit dwells in ever lasting internet connection
Bring peace to those quick to anger at faceless screen names
Care not who seeks to agitate or troll for the weak of mind to fill with propaganda and links to Tavistock tongue in cheek
Gather round the glowing screen to harness the radiation that glows for the sadly helpless and lonely….
Eateth a hot pocket and enjoy its cheesey goodness
Playeth a youtube video of a fond memory from childhood and wander through the googled masses
Temporarily detour into filth and pornography and wonder whereth all these masturbators cometh from?
Let us pray in Mablogs name…











































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