Saturday, March 17, 2012

Tattoos versus Shirts...


Books authored by Gene Kalmes


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Tattoos Versus Shirts

A child lay dead, his soul easing out of his warm skin into a cold autumn sky. His life force bound for Heaven, leaving his five-year-old body on the school playground, victim of a mad man's bullet.

The child’s soul sailed upward like helium filled balloon but suddenly stopped cold in mid-air. Someone or something had caught hold of the string.

A hand, claws like daggers, snatched the boy by his foot pulling him back toward Earth. It was there to intercept the soul and steal it for Satan. A kidnapping in progress halted at the last second by an angel who took hold of the boy’s arm. A war of tugging, a battle of wills, good versus evil with the pure untainted soul of an innocent child caught between. The struggle was fierce but the demon let go and surrendered, retreating back into Hell.

It wasn’t bad news he had to report to the Devil. Actually it was good news. It was the closest they’d ever gotten to stealing a sin free child of God. They would keep trying.

It was Satan’s deepest desire, his most coveted wish and thousands of his disciples were determined to rip that gift from Heaven’s grasp and deliver it to their king.

Heaven was on guard though and it was doubtful they would lose a child’s aura to Lucifer and his eternal dungeon of fire and misery. But then the Lord was known to work in mysterious ways.

“Ladies and Gentleman Sean Kayne!”

I took the stage to generous applause. Of course they didn’t know me but now was as good a time to let them know what I thought.

“Another child got shot today…”

Stunned silence. The comedy club owners face dropped and made made a thud on the floor.

“Good…One more 5 year old off the face of the planet…Sucking up all the milk and cookies…Look at me…look at me mommy…self centered bastards…”

The audience hated themselves but they laughed.

The comedy club owner pulled his head out of his jacket. There was hope.

“I used to be anti-gun…After Lincoln, JFK, RFK, Martin Luther King and John Lennon got shot, I said…Hey I have an idea…Let’s take all the guns away from people and weld them together into one of those big ugly modern art statues as a monument to a bullet free world…Some ugly Picasso looking thing covered with pigeon crap…And I really believed that kumbaya leftist group think…mobs of quilters gliding through neighborhoods wrapping folks in peace, love and understanding…

Sodomy…Sodomy is good…Child molester…You need counseling and to promise to check back with us every month or so…You still working at the Day care center?

Murderers…8 years in prison and parole…Murder was a mistake…You didn't mean to stab the dude 111 times...No you were underprivileged growing up…community service sharpening knives at the day care center...picking up candy wrappers and attending anger management courses… meanwhile pot smoking slurpy shoplifter doing life”

They know pot smokers make more docile private prison industry workers than violent nutjobs... nut jobs on the street serve the higher purpose of scaring the general public into accepting the police state... all planned psychology...  Call a friend...call a cop... who will hand you back over to Dahmer, shoot your dog and taser your grandmother...

The comedy club owner looked like he was about to cry.

He whispered beneath his breath, "The funny...when's the funny..."

Well guess what folks…whether you believe these people need to be locked up forever or rehabilitated…the fact is you have been conned… there is a reason things never make sense and it is this... they don't want it to make sense.... it keeps you off balance this way... how safe do men with machine guns in the subway make you feel? Ever ask one for change?

There were laughs...not thundering but just enough.

I took a sip of water and let the silence hang for a second or two.

“Mind control is a science…The elite has paid the greatest minds in the world to design ways of herding you all into thinking you are free when you aren’t…They gave you two big choices…Left or right…Left is compassion…Right is discipline…And because we are so damn busy with our jobs, kids and fighting off debt…We don’t have the time to question this false paradigm…

...simple is good…the simpler the better please I'm kind of busy with bullshit...sum it up for me...quick sound bite…Who is bad? Okay kill him…Who needs to be rescued? Okay send in the Marines… what's everybody else think?

What you told them to think?

Sounds good to me...

The powers that be…the ruling class…THEM…love this system…They go about their full time business of taking over the world’s wealth and resources funded by your slavery…And when we sit down and watch the news they give us a briefing…The news anchor tells us how scared to be and what degree of freedom we must give up that day…Now repeat after me…

...all together now…

Yeah…fuck these assholes!

1...2...3...

The audience chimed in on cue… “Yeah fuck these assholes!”

People laughed.

The comedy club owner still looked very scared and not at all relieved that the audience seemed to be enjoying themselves.

“I was very leftist but now I have come to see the left and the right are both full of shit....equally right and wrong about things…When they say the liberal media…It is code for the Jewish media…The Jews have always been considered democratic and a more compassionate people than the right…

They tell us so in the movies and TV shows with their names all over the credits they insist they did not make....No one plays persecuted passive aggressive like the Jews...  what control of Hollywood? all those Jewish names in the credits had nothing to do with forming your opinions on the world...

...The wizard behind the curtain is from Kansas not Khazaria... welcome to Cognitive Dissonance Tonight with your Host Seth Sethman.... tonight we will be discussing yes we do/know we don't-- and why both are true and why you are not allowed to think either one... You Antisemitic prick--

... but first this word from Aluminum Shampoo...

Not one person in this audience knows what Khazaria is do you? Google Khazar... after you are done masturbating I mean...  and learn the true origin of the wolf in sheeps clothing..

Don’t worry… I am an equal opportunity hater… I hate everyone equally… If I don’t have time to hate on everyone tonight check out my youtube channel.. I hate white Christians probably worse than anyone — not because I don’t like the idea of Jesus… I just don’t like the idea of brain prison… 

Meanwhile...The right can be seen in a cowboy hat wrestling with a cow or an oil rig…Working hard to maintain their thousand acre ranch…and wondering how we all don’t work as hard as they do and all have thousand acre ranches…”  Sorry great grandpappy didn't hand us all down Geronimo's neighborhood...

The audience chuckled.

“This is what I have come to realize and love about the right…They really believe that if they can do it…anybody can…they really believe that equal opportunity already exists and therefore there is no reason to mandate with bigger governments and more laws… failing to see that their good ol boy system is nepotistic and incestuous... The Moose Lodge isn't meeting on the plight of the disadvantaged black woman.... No they are planning on how many hookers and kegs the latest fundraiser will afford them...disguised as raising money for Timmy in the burn unit...

The left on the other hand wants to knit the ultimate bureaucratic quilt that we can all just snuggle in together…let's share our problems shall we? Biggest fucking hypocrites ever.... Ever ask a lefty to help you move? Fuck no, their van is already full of furniture and hairy legged hippy chicks...

(several women tried to hide their legs)

 ...well…both the left and right notions are clueless...and as long as perceived compassion stands nose to nose to perceived discipline -- perceptions of truly delusional parrots...then neither side has the sense to see this stalemate is a tool of control…like siblings who police each other…

Remember how you and your brothers and sisters ratted each other out to strike a remnant of fairness in the household? Your parents loved it because it served their higher goal of hearing the TV set…”

The audience laughed moderately. The comedy club owner smiled nervously. Sweat was beading up on his brow.

“I looked up liberal in the dictionary…It is defined as generous and giving in an open handed way…yeah right... of other people's money... and if the definition is true...well then, the opposite must be greedy and unwilling to share…so I guess the right wing hates the idea of supporting the village with his hard earned petrol dollars derived from his calloused oil soaked drill rigging hands... can't imagine why...

...so...If right is the opposite of left and democracy the opposite of communism…What is the opposite of slave? If you said ‘master’ you win a free drink…”

The comedy club owner heard “free drink” and quickly left the room. He had to check on something.

Ya'll have no idea what I am talking about do you?

“If you need a diagram look at the back of the dollar…You see the all seeing eye above the rest of the pyramid? THEY…When I say the word THEY I mean THEM…Those who have controlled the money supply for hundreds of years…They know we have to be managed like a herd…They can use force if need be to thin out the herd…

...Mercenary Temp Agency? Send over some fully weaponized jack booted Nazi’s and thugs… need them for 4 hours to round up some protesters...

or… they can take a more intellectual approach to dividing and conquering…confusing and distracting minds with movies and television…There are so many serial killer movies that people actually believe it is a choice…a profession to go into…a hobby like collecting stamps or knitting...something to fall back on…

...Tattoo parlors are cottage industries springing up all around the serial killer industry…If you are going to stalk and kill people how about a snake crawling out of a skull on your neck?”

The audience laughed and booed.

“Tattoo lovers…Let me ask you this…Sure I can appreciate the skill of the artist…The way I appreciate the stitching of a Tawainese seemstress…But I don’t care how great a shirt it is…I’m not going to wear the same shirt every day for the rest of my life until it turns into a green fleshy blob…”

The audience roared and booed. This was really a hot button issue. The tattoo people who were probably half at least, now hated me. Talk about divide and conquer and the enemy of your enemy is your friend.... People were looking around the room sizing up the pull cord on the drapes... would it support lynching a 200 pound comic?

“Hey, Illustrated bodies...if you want to express yourself how about learning to read and write…”

The comedy club owner wet himself and started the get off the stage flashlight flicker...

I really should have changed the subject but now I had the illustrated men staring in contempt.

“Which brings me back to today’s school shooting…”

The audience was quiet but some were still willing to listen.

“The constitution and the Bill of Rights are a very well thought out plan to try and keep tyranny at bay…Everything about America was immigrants escaping persecution…namely the crowned control freaks of Europe…Our untattooed Forefathers were very educated men who understood to know the best of man we had to know the worst of man…

...And the check and balance system was like the sibling balance system…Meant to keep each member of the family from getting too big for their britches…The Constitution even allowed for the people to rise up when the Bill of Rights was undermined…And to this end they thought it out ….

The second amendment…The right to bare arms is critical…Do you really want the military, cops and criminals to have guns but not you? How can you believe that they can be trusted with guns but the general public can’t?

It’s shootings like today that they not only sensationalize for the purpose of promoting gun control but every single thing they do promotes the type of desperation that creates the type of individual that goes nuts and starts shooting…Think about your own lives…What pisses you off?

Who doesn't want to open fire in traffic everyday????

Google the Tavistock Institute, Control freaks like Freud and Bernay were part of that mind hump school of hard Knazis.... A school completely designed to find ways of tricking people into voluntarily giving up their rights...

.. This and their sister institutes all over the world have been using drugs and torture and abuse to see what it does to the human mind over the generations and if you want to know where the school shooters are coming from it is from their sciences that have promoted psychotropic drugs that rearrange the chromosomal structure in the mind...

...May have thoughts of suicide the commercial says? They leave out may have thoughts of homicide... It isn't the fucking gun it's the fucking pill plus stressful life plus gun that creates the shooting...

They know it!!!

They also know how to program flicker rates on TVs to mesmerize and what to put into the plot lines to mold behaviors...

and what is their goal?

GUN CONFISCATION!

Why?

So no one ever challenges their psychotic control freak power grid in the future...

And the masses, continue to react as programmed to react thinking they themselves thought of the reaction...

They play emotional distortions based on the type of person you are.... as I said before because the right wing box says, pull yourself up by your boot straps they play on their hot buttons to insist that the only reason the poor are poor is because they are lazy when the truth is MATH... they only throw so many bananas into the cage... The right wingers think since the bananas land closest to them they somehow worked harder for them...

Whereas the left wing box says let's mandate dividing the bananas up equally...

What is the problem folks? Not enough bananas...sharing...or the fucking cage?

Our founders knew this would happen and armed the monkeys so that they had a fighting chance and these highly provoked and often controlled mind operations with Manchurian candidates has one message... crazy people get guns so we must remove ALL guns...

Do you know who the real crazy people are?

Of course you don't... The TV Show Law and Order and Nancy Grace have programmed you to think law enforcement is your friend when they are on the strings of those who fund the Tavistock Institute which is on the strings of the few banking families who don't practice the golden rule but gold rules...

Get it or should I draw pictures?

The place was silent.

“and as angry as we all are...the vast majority of us gun owners don't start shooting...but we know it isn't about shooting deer it's about shooting home invaders...That is why you keep a tool nearby…A tool for defense…Like a nail gun or a hammer…a gun is just a tool…and if we want to reduce crime we need to reduce desperation…Imbalance is what causes desperation…

...Could we negotiate a shittier deal? Best politicians promise is a job.... gee thanks...

We’ve been conned and dumbed down into full time suckers…They print money with nothing backing it and sell it to us for twenty times the amount…Do you understand that this is the same as having big fat chains on your legs…You are not free as long as a small minority of masters are messing with your head 24 hours a day…Do you really want robocops armed and hyped up on steroids equipped with tasers patrolling your neighborhoods? They are in the final steps to complete and total domination, the last step is to bring down America and to do this they need to take away the second amendment, confiscate the guns and voila…We are officially slaves with no hope of rising up. Do with me what you whilst..I am but a useless eater…master…”

I dropped the microphone and walked off stage.

I left the club immediately, knowing the emcee and the headliner had their hands full in rescuing the show. The club owner cursed at me something something never fuckin’ work his club again.

As I got to my car I was greeted by a mob of fans who caught up with me. It was the tattooed men. They heard only one thing in my rant and they beat me to a pulp for it. I went down and covered up while they kicked and beat me for 5 minutes. Thank God they were smokers and got winded...







2 comments:

  1. Faith H:

    this is the comment I would have left at open minded juror if it would let...



    Yes.... there is brilliance in "God is an Indian Giver", particularly, the way you weave story lines together, and then there are the parallels that demonstrate the ills of our current world governance, but mostly it has soul.....

    However personally being more concerned with individual souls, than the illusions cast forth by world leaders, my favorite of your books is "Once Upon a Troll" and is an all time ever favorite, a literal soul revival and should be a classic like Huckleberry Finn and everyone should read it. http://www.lulu.com/shop/gene-kalmes/once-upon-a-troll/paperback/product-13585513.html


    Jeesh... really do they have to make it so difficult to leave a comment, go to publish and get disconnected... i reconnect,,, rewrite, .....am I a robot... no.... prove it.... sign the catcha...catcha? is that right? oh who cares I signed it... but opps... I still need to sign in .... redirect.... sit down .. stand up... do they not understand I still need to do my morning meditation in handstand.... shoot reconnected .... this better publish when I click this time....

    No really another CATCHA or whatever its called, but no place to sign it.... and again

    No really another CATCHA or whatever its called, but no place to sign it....

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