Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Mad Cartoonist Schools The School...



Night has fallen on Harmless Hills High School...and a lone figure stalks the classrooms armed with a push broom and spritz gun....






Student by day, janitor by night, Geno has dreams of becoming a great cartoonist like his idols Gary Trudeau and Charles Schulz....and his dream become reality as THE MAD CARTOONIST!


Chalk in hand, parody in mind, the humorless faculty of the public education system 
beware.... Your attempts to bore a new generation to mind numbing compliance
has had war declared upon ye... 



Geno who is supposed to be waxing the floor leaves his mark on the world and a chalkboard....



Operation Dullard's opening round -- hits the target.... Shock and Guffaw!







Science, could be interesting, should be interesting but not only does Mr. Cell lull his students to sleep, much of what is in the textbooks seeks to cement an ending to research and not a beginning...

















You write it...umm...well...I do... that is...we do... Our collective conspiracy of cartoon chaos... 





Do we hear ourselves?









The MAN summons Geno for an interrogation...






Yes words mean everything don't they?






The man tries all the usual intimidation techniques, a mysterious phone call with a one sided conversation... Sudden bursts of anger and accusations... arm crossing and spittle pellets disgustingly rain upon Geno's face... but Geno does what he does best.... Plays dumb... Thanks to the Public school system it comes naturally....









Yes TV gives us our best ideas doesn't it?




The tilt inspired by the old bat man TV series...



Another night another round of waste baskets and chalkboards beckoning the razor like wit of The Mad Cartoonist... But tonight the art of deception is in the works...



"No honey I won't be home for dinner... I have to catch a cartoonist...
(long pause) You aren't going to ask? Oh... sorry.... Didn't mean to interrupt the Wheel of Fortune.... what was for dinner? Nothing? Yum.... That's okay honey I still have half a ham sandwich
in the teachers lounge... I hope so anyway if Ms. Helpherself the home ec teacher didn't...what's that? The moron didn't buy a vowel? Okay, love you... (long pause)
Pat Sajak is very witty.... yes... goodbye....










Ah yes... slippery slopes...


By deception we shall do war...







Why Johndog? Why doth deception flourish in a world when the truth would be much more efficient
and eliminate endless cover up and further obfuscation of reality? Piling delusional propaganda upon illusion and falsehoods? Why Johndog? Good question...





We saw it with our own eyes.... We are convinced... There it is.... The cartoon and the dog had the chalk in his mouth.... There is no other possibility... We were eyewitnesses to the crime weren't we Mr. Slow... We are now convinced that this two dimensional world is a matter of a simple clear cut open and shut case... The dog drew the cartoon... You know it seems odd but your eyes do not lie...


And you got it on film...film does not lie... Video does not lie... The eyes do not lie... Physical evidence does not lie... No one will ever convince you otherwise now... You have media to back up your allegation...
Certainly everyone will believe you... right?




Stop in the name of Education.... Wasn't it  Machiavelli that first took advantage of moveable typset to introduce the concept of pitting learning against learning? And wasn't it Oxford where the teaching
of alternate history was born and would spread across the ocean to the Ivy league schools where education would never again be about discovery and vast research but memorizing an "officially sanctioned" version...?
I could be wrong... in fact.... I must be wrong... that was not going to be on the test.... ever.



Look at him.... Poor Mr. Slow.... His bottom lip pushed outward like a cave man... Logic and his eyes -- have clashed--and he is embroiled in the inner turmoil of cognitive dissonance...


Yes... The dog.... find the dog.... the dog will prove everything and don't forget you have a picture...








And the deceivers celebrate and reward one another.... After all... Was it not Machiavelli who put forth the idea that the end justifies the means?



And secrecy in the day and age of mass communication seems doomed from the start does it not?



But oh... we do not want to be inconvenienced by talk of budgets and planning and details... leave that to the eggheads with the calculators... Just give us a soundbite.... sum it up for us... If it is funny Have Jay Leno or John Stewart tell us how funny.... We like to laugh.... Laughing is fun... It makes us feel superior.... It helps mask our intellectual laziness...



And the messenger bringing forth a message of lies is dangerous but not nearly as dangerous as the messenger who believes the lie...



And the chalkboard never lies... the chalkboard is a tool of education...  The person sketching on the chalkboard delights in the irony... Quality cologne... a quality education...








No such luck he is having an affair...



Look at you, proud like a peacock bursting with the news...But you will leave the news to the end because business is business and we mustn't let business go by the wayside... even when more titillating
conversation seeks to make one popular.... at least in one's mind...


"So...who is the MAD CARTOONIST?"



Look how quickly we turn on our long time colleague, you see how one lie quickly leads to division, how your own gullibility and inadvertent slip of the tongue is blamed on the wrong person?
My how quickly a lie can cause chaos that begins to multiply like a cockroach... 


There is a leak in Harmless Hills High!




You have prepared a statement, a little teaser before business... You attempt to hide your prideful boasting with false humility and your sense of self importance with the compassion you seek to spread like a Saint on a quest to be Sainted...

"When I saw my flock being mocked by an unfunny phantom I knew I had to act!  But first we need to go over the Fiscal year budget..."


"He must have seen our cars running out back..."







But you thought they would see what you saw... That they would get it.... A picture is worth a million words... You had evidence...






\
Knick Knack Paddy Wack Give a dog a bone...



No one believes me Doc... They laughed at me... They think it's all one big joke...


You believe me don't you Doctor?

HA HA HA HA HA.... 




Hey Der, names Ralph, I'm the city dog catcher... Superintendent Slow called me about a Mad Cartoonist Task Force... Does that make any sense to you?



Yes, that's always the answer, form a collective...


Mike you are the fastest man on the Harmless Hills track team, we will need your speed to catch the Mad Cartoonist... tie your shoes and tuck in your jock strap...



Erma as our prettiest Cheerleader you will go undercover as an attractive poodle...
Here...Put this poodle costume on....



Ralph we will need your expertise as an expert on the canine mind...



Yeah whatever...




Are there any questions?



Does she have her shots?



But it doesn't end there... the myth grows over the years... and a lie retold often enough becomes the truth...




Secret societies are born to protect the lies, Children are targeted to believe the lies and to be taught the lies by our educators...




How about that.... The dog really did eat the homework...









18 comments:

  1. ha - someone read mad as a kid. I see Don Martin. Don't get killed on account of your wit Rasputin :P

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  2. Actually I didn't start Mad reading until early teenish, I was cartooning the second I had a pen in hand, batman, Disney and the Magic Drawing Board on Captain Kangaroo but especially BJ and Dirty Dragon in the Chicago area when I really got some pointers, plus I had a how to draw cartoons book... No doubt Mad had an effect on my more cynical side later...

    As for Rasputin, comparing me to a man who was murdered for political reasons having to do with the Russian Aristocracy is interesting... also that his love for women and alcohol made it easy to lure him... I know the real me and those who think they know are chasing old shadows.

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  3. Ha, I also recall how he warned the Czar and was unheeded. It seemed like a good comparison after a late night out. Afterwards not as brilliant, but his manly girth of legend could give you some pride :P

    Maybe one day I will show you my cartoons - I'm semi-talented but still semi-conscious of an NDAA target on my back

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  4. F the NDAA bunch.... we are going to put the traitors in the camps... as for Rasputin and I comparing prowess... the genetics in my family has been good to me. Pretty sure there is some Zulu blood somewhere.

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  5. this entire cartoon strip was drawn in a self serve gas station in Evanston Illinois when I was 19, as cashier I had time to draw. Though the boss rather I'd clean...

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  6. I certainly hope so. That's a mandate I can live with. I have seen it as my watershed moment - the NDAA - the time when the veil parted and I truly realized it wasn't 2 parties , simply 2 teams at the Yacht club racing each other for bragging rights. I tried to dismiss the whole NWO conspiracy stuff until I had no option but to accept the ovewrwhelming pile of evidence based on laws being passed, who was involved, money being moved and the blatant media intentional obliviousness. We I a single man I would get involved but my need to protect the offspring trumps civic duty unfortunately, unless physically drawn in. Otherwise I will be a keyboard commando and beat my friends with the shared link sticks until they cry uncle from the sheer weight of it al, though they still seem to hide behind "he's better than a repub" or "abortion ann birth control". Saddens me because you can't protest or complain if your detained ;)

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  7. Interesting, you are that new to it? I am preparing my exit it from it.... (I think)... I was always aware that things were a con job but I blamed Republicans to about 2003 or so.... the awakening was months as the realization that 911 was a big fat military operation scam... But I knew that right away but I saw it as a Hitler lives sort of thing -- here comes the SS again, but when you see...as you stated... both sides covering it up.... and then see Kerry as also Skull and Bones not wanting the election enough to prove Ohio was stolen....

    ...and the large amount of convincing videos that even with some sort of agenda to launch a Civil War to rile and then blame Patriots... the information for a discerning eye is... hell yeah... that makes more sense than what I am told in eye drops from the media whores...

    I remember hearing on the radio that an airplane of flag officers blew up over Alabama in 1995 two days after Oklahoma City bombing.... It wasn't until around 2002 when Sherman Skolnick's reports explained where they were going and why... in his secret history of airplane sabotage series... and that all began when I was working on a movie at Sony in Culver city during the Gore/Bush Florida recount...

    ...a homeless man sat down next to me about 6AM in a cafe, TVs were on with the on going chad business, and he started to tell me "stories" about what I would come to find was the Franklin coverup... another airplane sabotage event Skolnick wrote about...

    ...Never forget the night I discovered Skolnicks Reports...that night... I googled what the homeless guy had told me a few years earlier...and though I was already "truthing" and had garnered some stalkers in town, I'd been drugged and shot at that week -- and things were getting very scary... and many more things would happen over the decade...

    but that was the earlier years of the past 10... The idea that I am asked to believe what are complete lies and allow them to teach this world of lies to the new generations is not something I will accept....

    ...If there is any concept I tend to preach it is that.... How can you believe this shit and stand for it? So.... My work tries to at least have a sense of humor because that reflects a sense of self which the bastards cannot thieve and con me out of... As long as I maintain my sense of humor they did not destroy me although they tried in ways you wouldn't believe... the freaks do target family when they can't get the source...

    But I was early on in the movement and now SOOOOOO many know that the stalkers are laying low and a bit scared themselves....fuckers...

    So keep passing links but know that there is a ton of disinfo bullshit now.... stick to getting people to watch money masters, to read G Edward Griffins essay on The Grand Deception, and Loose Change is pretty good or 911 coincidences... those 4 things are intelligent and proven....

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  8. I guess I was too close to 9/11 initially , watching it as it occurred across the river and in real time, with the resulting impact on friends and relatives, that it would go beyond my worldview then to believe it, even when we have been quite ok murdering innocents here to further our cause since colonization.

    I did know the plane was shot down though, based on a shanksvile live feed from a farmer who heard an explosion in the sky and another one when it crashed, the assumption being there was a bomb on board, before they started "wagging the dog". I did see the cloud puffs in the last tower halfway down its structure before its freefall descent but was too mesmerized to really think about the hows of it all.

    Zeitgeist woke me up and messed me up, and I think I just pushed it out eventually, not wanting to fully grasp the implications and resulting unravelling , which inevitably occurred.

    at that time I saw the NDAA vote, expecting an Obama veto, not knowing the behind scenes stuff and still thinking "HOPE" - dismissing birthers and etc as all wingnuts and fringe people. Then ACTA, the obvious seamless timeline in our own government agenda, regardless of party in place (like how a gridlocked Congress could vote for the NDAA without any but a few naysayers)

    It sucked the life out of me and turned a generally optimistic guy into a pessimist and someone trying to make sense of it all. And I have had to use humor as well, to resurrect my own growing inner abyss. I try not to take things like post apoc preparations and depop plans seriously but it does linger in the back of my thoughts.

    The alien stuff throws such a monkey wrench in it, and I suppose isn't really relevant because corruption is corruption and betrayal is betrayal, and part of me thinks why not, considering the sheer scope that already is involved, but another part thinks its just disinformation bullshit to invalidate the info to thinking people who would also dismiss it, much like when one uses terms like Illuminatti, Masonry or Roswell etc - It makes it easier to ignore when you assume the person saying it is crazy.

    And at this point it seems like large grinding wheels are engaged and this is a fight between big guns , with my pea shooter being a little impractical, so I guess I will wait on the sidelines and see which way Rome finally falls

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  9. Look for the articles that talk about the Titanic planned for twenty years... a book came out like 17 years before called TITAN.... where a huge luxury liner is built and the rich lured on and it hits an iceberg and sinks. There may have been a planned explosion in the book or the captain purposely takes it down. I don't recall.

    Oklahoma City bombing had a book written previously where some of the characters names were the same.

    The families lured onto the titanic were the one's fighting the Private bank of the Fed...

    These are two chilling cold blooded "events" this shadowy elite group planned and then wove their lies into history and lesson planning. There is a huge depopulation agenda where they do plan to remain as Kings over whoever is left, using the people as slaves in every capacity.

    One cannot filter it through their own parameters of belief because these people count on the disbelief of this audacity as cover.

    World War II was a planned event also. not a John Wayne-- a Mad man has risen event. A "JUST" war... in my opinion still their greatest deadliest LIE.

    Big part of ZEITGEIST is it is their plan for this Luciferian control freak utopia that they promise...an HG Wells Fabian society sci fi... and to lead the starry eyes masses to that goal they need them to rise up and clash with the cops and the military so decades of killing will take place that allows the next phase of control to enter...

    Keep researching and ignore the alien stuff. The Fabian socialist stuff is huge. Read this... It is well researched...

    http://www.silverbearcafe.com/deception.html

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  10. Ah cool - I had already downloaded the PDF. I will read it. I almost don't want to , and just bury my head in comics again

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  11. BTW is that "White dragon society" and DC/Denver earthquakes being nuked underground NWO cities, in response for the Japan tsunami (actually an offshore nuke, using the reactor failure as a cover) all bullshit or is there something to it?

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  12. OK I read it - I was sort of aware of the CFR but the other stuff not as much, especially the WW2 specifics (unless I had forgotten them and they were in Zeitgeist)but was surprised there was no mention of the usual Fed reserve bankers or depopulation agenda - well at least not directly but I assume it is other places and can be extrapolated from the names like Lord Rothschild.

    Not really sure what to say at this point - I passed on info from the New American Century statemnet and how they released in sep 2000 how there needed to be a transformative event like Pearl Harbor and lo and behold...but many people like their comfort zone and this part definitely doesn't fit in.

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  13. you read the Grand Deception? About The controlling of history?

    Basically, this is what those minutes revealed: From the very beginning, the members of the board discussed how to alter life in the United States, how to change the attitudes of Americans to give up their cherished principles and concepts of government and be more receptive to what we will call the collectivist model of society. I will talk more about what the word collectivist means in a moment, but they used that word quite often. And they discussed this in a very scholarly fashion. After many months of deliberation, they came to the conclusion that, out all of the options available for altering the attitudes of people in the United States, there was only one that was really dependable. That option was war. In times of war, they reasoned, only then would people be willing to give up things they cherish in return for the desperate need and desire for security against a deadly enemy. And so the Carnegie Endowment Fund for International Peace declared in its minutes that it must do whatever it can to manipulate the United States into war.

    They also said there were other things needed, and these were their words: "We must control education in the United States." They realized that was a pretty big order, so they teamed up with the Rockefeller Foundation and the Guggenheim Foundation to pool their financial resources to control education in America - in particular, to control the teaching of history. They assigned those areas of responsibility that involved issues relating to domestic affairs to the Rockefeller Foundation, and those issues related to international affairs were taken on as the responsibility of the Carnegie Endowment. Their first goal was to rewrite the history books, and they discussed how to do that at great length. They approached some of the more prominent historians of the time and presented to them the proposition that they rewrite history to favor the concept of collectivism, but they were turned down flat. Then they decided - and these are their own words, "We must create our own stable of historians."

    They selected twenty candidates at the university level who were seeking doctorates in American History. Then they went to the Guggenheim Foundation and said, "If we provide the money, would you grant fellowships to candidates selected by us, who are of the right frame of mind, those who see the value of collectivism as we do? Would you grant them doctorates so we can then propel them into positions of prominence and leadership in the academic world and in professional historical associations?" And the answer was "Yes."

    So they gathered a list of young men who were seeking their doctorate degrees. They interviewed them, analyzed their thinking processes, and chose the twenty they thought were best suited for their purpose. They sent them to London for a briefing. (In a moment I will explain why London is so significant.) At this meeting, they were told what would be expected if and when they win the doctorates they were seeking. They were told they would have to view history, write history, and teach history from the perspective that collectivism was a positive force in the world and was the wave of the future.

    Now lets go back to the words of Mr. Dodd, himself. He said: "This group of twenty historians eventually formed the nucleus of the American Historical Association. Then toward the end of the 1920’s the Endowment grants to the American Historical Association $400,000 [a huge amount of money in those days] for a study of history in a manner that points to what this country can look forward to in the future. That culminates in a seven-volume study, the last volume of which is a summary of the contents of the other six. And the essence of the last volume is, the future of this country belongs to collectivism, administered with characteristic American efficiency."

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  14. Yeah. It was eye opening and I can't get the whole "collectivism" term out of my mind. I assume some actually still care about it while others are associated through family etc and really just use it as a way to have power and wealth. I will check out the other ones you mentioned and the video documentary interview he mentions in the Grand Deception. ;)

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  15. The collectivists... this particular elite forest feels that their trees are better than all the trees in the world.... and as the individual tree... IS the forest.... what do they do.... they have initiations to their collective and sacrifice outsiders for their collective.... such as in war.... their children don't fight and die.... other peoples children die for their best interests...at best they set up in advance.... a photo op of their children PRETENDING to be war heroes so they can be put in office 20 years later...

    Collectivism versus Individualism is an important part of that essay.

    Controlling history and education is a devastating weapon.... think about all the militant college grads convinced of global warming and the "sustainability" movement.... which rationalizes taking away everyone's property and life but THEIR COLLECTIVE... when their collective is the one that polluted the world and made trillions off of the war industry they created...

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  16. In my opinion G Edward griffin's essay is about the handiest tool for understanding the insidious conspiracy we have lived for over one hundred years. For those willing to read a few pages.

    It isn't Elvis is a Bigfoot baby from Mars, it is verifiable history. Anyone reading it should come away from it angry and understanding why things never made sense.

    Now, please watch this at your own pace and you will be a valuable new recruit to the truth movement. Again real history.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXb-LrVkuwM

    Pass these two items on and people will open their eyes to the scarier weirder stuff like 911.

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  17. Ok thanks - I will send you an email so we don't have to make this thing scroll until its 300 comments ;) I assume the listed address is still active?

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  18. ah - 220 minutes :P

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